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Spooderman
not your hero, just your exit meme
Trade Social

not your hero,
just your exit meme.

Spooderman is the overworked chart watcher who shows up late, shrugs at the candles and presses the button anyway. A tribute to the “pls save my bags” era of trader culture.

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“this is fine. probably.”

Rug Risk Radar

The more you drag the slider, the more Spooderman worries. It doesn’t predict anything — it just visualizes your internal monologue before you press the exit.

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Powers (sort of)

Bag Sense Tingling

That feeling when the chart wobbles and your stomach drops. Represented here as harmless animation instead of financial advice.

Exit Button Acrobatics

Flip, roll, think for three days, then finally click. Spooderman embodies the drama of that single confirmation popup.

Deadpan One-Liners

Every candle gets a sarcastic caption in your head. This page leans into the same energy with copy, not promises.

Community of Side Characters

Everyone is the main character in their own chart. Together, it’s an ensemble cast of “I knew it” and “I should have known.”

What is Spooderman?

A coin themed around the tired hero of traders — less about saving the city, more about watching candles at 3 AM with a blank stare.

Does it promise anything?

No capes, no guarantees. It’s a joke wrapped in a costume, not a roadmap to returns.

Who is it for?

For anyone who has ever sworn “I’m done” and still opened the chart five minutes later.

Why the costume?

Because sometimes the market feels like a comic book panel — dramatic, exaggerated and strangely relatable.